One day, as the world’s most terrifying playground bully was applying an atomic super-wedgie to one of his favorite victims, he had a profound change of heart.

He looked at the miserable face of the poor kid he held aloft by the elastic of his tighty-whities.

Then he looked the sadistic faces of his jeering comrades.

He was overwhelmed with disgust at himself, and those who found pleasure in bullying the helpless.

He immediately released the kid he was tormenting and turned on his laughing comrades.

“What are we doing? This is WRONG!”

To everyone’s surprise, the bully grasped the waistband of his own underwear, and yanked until his eyes teared up with pain and emotion.

He then lunged violently at his shocked comrades.

“You, also, will do this work!”

With the assistance of his former victims, the ex-bully inflicted some of the most brutal and heartfelt wedgies anyone had ever seen.

The tables were now turned. With the ex-bully’s energetic assistance, the former victims were now destroying waistbands across the playground and in the school bathrooms. The tormented now had their chance to torment their tormenters.

The reformed ex-bully calculated that the former tormenters had approximately five years of suffering before them before fairness would be achieved.

He found deep gratification using his strength to restore justice to the playground. Soon equity would be achieved — all because of his heroic rejection of bullying.